Since I love that people consume my shit, but I am not brave enough to eat the whole thing, I cane up with this idea! I shit in a cup and I was going to pour coffee and drink it, but I underestimated the size of my shit what was I thinking!? My shit is always huge! so I didn't have room for coffee. I mean look at it, my shit filled the cup! So I transferred it to a larger container, I poured coffee over, I tried to drink with a straw but my shit kept clogging the straw so I just drank it straight from the container! Since my shit has some bitterness, it complimented my shit really well!