You and I are having a delightful afternoon hiking on the river together. We are having some intimate time with each other - that is somewhat public - to try to get some exercise after eating and holding for you for 3 days. The exercise gives us the desired result: me having to take a HUGE dump on the river bank. First I have to pee really bad lol. I start off by peeing for you. I get some pee on the ground! Then, I get into position to poop for you. It is really big and pushing against my butt hole. I have to push really hard and grunt and moan. Then I push the shit out of me into the bottle, insert a note into it and throw the bottle into the river. Let the one who finds this bottle read the message and eat all the crap