Description: I'm so thrilled to have you over as a guest! I made you a little something to eat. sorry it's not much, my kitchen is trashed, practically empty and I'm not much of a cook! All I really had were some ramen packets, so I made you a bowl of noodles. I drained it, though. Looks bland and boring! Am I doing this wrong? Sorry babe! Surely there's SOMETHING I can do to make your meal a little more interesting.
And sure enough, there is! My special lite Piss Broth and Poop Topping really gives this ramen the kick it needs! I EAT A BIG BITE of my sweet shit along with some noodles to show you exactly how I want you to savor this treat, babe. Make sure to follow along with my instructions!
Watch me prepare you a Full English Breakfast with a special kind of topping. You watch me cook the sausages, bacon and eggs to perfection then i prepare you a drink to wash it all down with. I pee into a glass and then set the table are you ready for the topping. I climb up on to the table and push our shit all over it and then feed you your first bit shit dipped in bean sauce.. You chew it and swallow and then i give you a nice sip of my yellow juice fresh from the pussy to wash it down with.