Description: I'm so thrilled to have you over as a guest! I made you a little something to eat. sorry it's not much, my kitchen is trashed, practically empty and I'm not much of a cook! All I really had were some ramen packets, so I made you a bowl of noodles. I drained it, though. Looks bland and boring! Am I doing this wrong? Sorry babe! Surely there's SOMETHING I can do to make your meal a little more interesting.

And sure enough, there is! My special lite Piss Broth and Poop Topping really gives this ramen the kick it needs! I EAT A BIG BITE of my sweet shit along with some noodles to show you exactly how I want you to savor this treat, babe. Make sure to follow along with my instructions!