Just watch me. I know I'm taking a big shit. Squat down under my toilet and empty myself out. I stay here grunting and pooping. I show you my dirty asshole up and inspect my toilet bowl. Then I you get a nice view of my sexy butthole.
I have been so constipated the past few days, it takes a lot of pushing and grunting to get this poop out! I start out with a few bites of my lunch, and then end up shitting in it