Description: Hi there. I know I've been expecting you as my guest, but I'm sorry to say that I just don't keep much food in the house, I like to eat out. All I got lying around is a loaf of bread, practically. But don't you worry.. I've got a great idea for what I can make you. Close your eyes.

.and VIOLA! I've created an incredibly MASSIVE shit sub sandwich for you! I garnish the sandwich with my spit to give it more flavor. Then remember–I have a whole vial of spit I spent HOURS collecting all ready to go! I swish the container around, you can see the cloudy spit inside! I pour a whole OUNCE of saliva allll over your sandwich. now it's tastier than ever! But wait–silly me, a boy like you needs a glass of hot golden piss to wash it down!

Now eat your GIGANTIC meal–on the floor by my perfectly manicured feet, like a dog. And eat it exactly how I tell you!