I'm so turned on that you're excited enough to play with my shit that you'd actually buy it for me to mail to you. let me show you how I fill up this container with my stinky poop, first hard and chunky, then creamy and perfect for smearing. Before I vacuum seal the poop and sign it, I give you dirty jerk off instructions, including exactly how I want you to smell, lick, smear my poop, how to touch yourself using my shit as lube, and how to chew and swallow it up. don't cum until I tell you