Sit down here doggie I know you are hungry but don't worry, I have a special treat for you. Yesterday night, I had dinner in a fine restaurant with my friends. The food was superb and now I am partaking it with you. Look, your meal is coming out of my ass-hole. It's a big hard chunk, you need to chew it well before swallowing but, look, to make your job easier I'm also to give you something to drink. It's even better than the Champagne I drank yesterday. Good appetite!