I get out my scale and a tupperware, I'm about to prepare some lucky slave's meal. Who knows, it could even be yours. I push my log out into the container, and weigh my thick, meaty, creamy looking turd. It smells SO good, and I can confirm that it's delicious. I lick and lick my tasty poop, and tell you everything I ate that went into making it. Now I'll leave the rest for you, when it arrives vacuum sealed, and oh-so stinky fresh