Watch me tell you my husband has gone out so im going to have a sneaky cigarette, smoking gives me a mad head rush but also makes my tummy start to grumble.. Hes going to be back soon il quickly smoke this and then go to the bathroom. But the more i smoke te more the tummy grumbles i quickly clean up the ash off the floor but as i do the desperation gets to much and i poo my white shorts and pants. Im disgusted and embarrassed now ive got to some how get rid of the smell of the smoke and the smell of my poo. I pull down my shorts and pants and am disgusted with my load of smelly poo inside my shorts and pants i need to hide them i open up my kitchen cuboard but then shit gets all over the door. Oh No hes home. a knock at the door and you here me explain to him whats happened and he storms out.