Watch me say how constipated I am so im going to try these laxatives they should take an hour to work which will give me enough time to get upstairs and explode on the loo. I put the laxative in and my tummy starts to grumble I know im in trouble I look around as I know I not going to get to the toilet in time. I grab the kitchen bin and explode in to it, I show you the mess inside disgusted. But I know there's more shit inside. So I insert another one determined I will get to the toilet this time. But it happens all over again.. I cant hold it in and shit all in the bin again. Im sweating. Lets try this one more time I insert one more and say il be back in a moment. Instead my arse has other ideas and I sit onto the kitchen sink and explode in there too.