You are lucky you came on time! Hurry, sit down at the table while I quickly cook something for breakfast! Maybe stuffed pancakes? Sounds great, no? This is "SBP" you know! Just look at my huge ass, spread it, and lay out my fluffy dirty ring, now I will start squeezing out a huge thick, and viscous shit, I will do this while you catch my juicy and fragrant fart ... see how much I put in the fresh and warm stuffing, I'll take just a tiny bite of yours, to satisfy my arousal and desire to try this incredible treat from my horny and swollen ass. PS: as a sign of gratitude to the customers of our cafe, I left a small compliment for you in the form of my fragrant autograph. Try printing it out, sticking it on the fridge, and then coming up with amazing stories about how a hot waitress left you a chocolate autograph while you ate stuffed pancakes in a plant-growing tent.