The sun is warm outside the window and my dirty ass wants some freshness (albeit made of silicone) how about seasoning a cucumber with fresh shit while fucking yourself in the ass while I am pooping? No sooner said than done. but now I want to taste it so badly, it just can't be that something nasty fell out of my ass, right? MmMm. This time my shit tastes like apple seeds, a bit sweet and creamy. God, how exciting is this, what's wrong with me? Wanna taste?