"Wait, is that a joke? Mole Rat? Is it like a werewolf or something? Some kind of mutant?"
"I saw them in my youth, I remember a great recipe for chemistry against such females"
"Just like you said, I just forgot to close the toilet lid at night and now my bathroom is trashed and stained with this creature's feces"
"Guys, I saw this today at the farm, what gender is it?"
"At first I thought that someone was pranking me, but today I met this freak face to face, it immediately crawled into the sewer, it had a frightened look and a very unpleasant smell. Check hatches and locks at night."
"These creatures scratched me yesterday, the wounds have already healed but itch a , I will try to put a camera in my bathroom tonight, I will post a video here if I can film his arrival"