Mmm Mommy's been a bad mommy. too much to drink and my husband passed out! I catch you jerking off and decide to help you with that. Then I confess that I have a kink that I've never been able to try with your dad. I pee into my wine glass and make you drink it. You agree to let me poop on your dick! Then I lick it off.. oh boy. this is our secret! You can never tell your father!