Poop Of The Day: Hard slow mucous covered poop. It's a shy but large and crumbly poop. A hard, glistening, perfectly smelly brick makes its way out of my butthole slowly but steadily before plopping heavily. A few tiny nuggets are left looking like eggs in the next of my asshole until my asshole spits them out. Then there is a fart from my dirty shiny asshole like "PPPP!" Then I show you the toilet paper and the sticky shiny mucous from my ass and I pinch it to show the texture.