I woke up this morning and was immediately desperate. But, as always, the bathroom was occupied. I literally couldn't wait. I didn't even have time to put on my clothes. I hopped out of bed and ran outside. I made sure to grab my phone to record the runny, stinky shit that slid out of my asshole after a brief moment of holding it all in. Then I spread my pussy lips and let a loud jet of pee spray out. You can see the relief on my face as I am peeing while simultaneously trying to push the last turd out. After I'm finished relieving my bowels and bladder, I show you the pile of runny and creamy shit. It smells so bad and will smell even worse as it gets hotter. I'm sure my neighbors will enjoy the stink considering their windows are right where I relived myself.