Watch me set the table for you and pour you some wine after your hard day at work, ive made you the perfect roast dinner but i forgot your favourite yorkshire puddings so i decide to add my own topping, I climb onto the table and first sprinkle it with pee gravy before pushing out a giant big log. Mmmm now its ready for you i show it close up then feed you 3 mouthfulls. I want all this gone by the time im back understood? We dont want any food going to waste now do we.