Here is the opening scene: Hey Poo-vert, you know that many people think it's fucked up that you like to eat the produce of girl-ass. After all, naked, stinky girl-ass does exactly the same disgusting thing that man-ass does. That's right, girl-crap is no better than man-crap. You know that girl-shit is just as stinky, just as smelly, just as filthy, just as nasty, just as disgusting as man-shit is. And do you know why? Because it's shit. That's why. But for some reason, you still love to eat girl-shit. I am talking about stinky, smelly, filthy, nasty, disgusting girl-crap. But you still love to eat girl-shit. Because you are a Poo-vert. So, Poo-vert, are you ready for my shit-filled ass to unload a stinky, smelly dump of caca doo doo?