You shit loving pervert, I know what you're about. How badly you need shit. I bet you sneak into public girls bathrooms just to hear them blow up the toilet bowls in the stall next to you! I turn around and shit a satisfying load onto a plate for you-but the shit is too heavy and flips the plate over the edge of my futon and onto the floor! I laugh, knowing you'll eat it anyway. Bottom feeders like you will eat anything! I scoop that shit right back up onto that plate, shit on it some more, and blow some FARTS in your face while fingering and rubbing my clit.