Look at you, little toilet,, waiting under my throne with your mouth hanging open, ever ready to eat my divine shit. In fact, I can't help but mock you for always seeming to be waiting under my throne, day and night, waiting for my stinky gifts. I sit down and grace you with my gigantic load, pushing out my stinky heavy shit logs all over your face!! You're exactly where you belong, slave, under a pile of my shit! Make sure to wipe that shit from your eyes and eat it all, slave. I will be back!