Aren't you excited to watch me shit and love it? Take your cock out of your pants and stroke it while I tell you how good it feels just barely holding in my shit behind my tight little pucker right now, how excited I am to get dirty and enjoy my own filth. I shit a HUGE snake for you right on my couch and taste it, telling you how sweet it is and kissing and licking it. I smear my poop all over my butt cheeks and my pussy and rub my poop-caked cunt til I cum!