Were off for a dinner date but i have the worst trapped wind i start farting... and i clock on your getting hard. "Are you getting turned on by my stinky farts?" "OMG You are!!" I turn over and make you jerk off to my stinky loud farts, i fart over and over sticking my dirtybox high up in the air. Sniff them stinky farts wank hard. im going to drain your balls with those farts. Actually i have an idea, youve seen me fart from that fartbox now want you wanking to be shitting. I bend over and gape my arsehole revealing my stinky shit then closing my stinkhole tight, then i make you stroke that dick hard while i release a huge warm load. Now cum to my shitty arsehole Simon!