There you are Toilet. You want to make me happy right? See this pink plug in my ass? It's been getting nice and dirty, and now that it's covered in my shit you're going to be wearing it up your worthless ass while you eat my shit. I have a big load of poop for you to eat today. Mmm you're such a worthless shit eating pig. Eat everything I have to give you, my pubes, piss, nails, and of course my poop. I love my Toilet, such a good boy.. You're pathetic face belongs beneath my ass. You're not a person. You're an object, my toilet. Clean my ass and get out of my sight.